My plans must include not only saying that I am fit for directorship, but also following through. I'm not the Yes Men, I plan on delivering. However, I am not actually a corporate psychopath, so therefore I'm reluctant to enter into such things as motocross racing in Africa after it's been called off as a concession to the local militia. I'm not looking for something out of the Redline universe. So, is there a way to prove that I am ready to direct, without biting a pendant, sticking it in a valve in the fuel line, and driving so hard that a rival tears the fairings off (1:31:04)?
I am serious.